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Right
about now, you might be furrowing
your brow while thinking, "WINK Magazine is FREE! Why the heck
does is cost money to subscribe?"
Simply put, we have real humans, here in the Valley, working to fill
your order, and some additional costs that ensure your favorite mini-zine
gets to you on time (plain brown packaging, stamps, pony treats, etc.)
So really, we are giving you the magazine, and you are purchasing
peace of mind while contributing to the sustainable growth of your
local economic community.
All this equals a lot of happiness—on a monthly basis. So go
for it! Also purchasing a subscription for a friend will balance out
the bad Karma you created by not voting in the 2004 Presidential election! |
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...In plain brown packaging, so your mailman won't know what kind
of person you really are. Buy now and get the NEXT six editions of
WINK Magazine for the low, low price of $2.50 each! Real scorpion
lollipops* not included.
(FOR GIFT SUBSCRIPTIONS, Please be sure
to give us the RECIPIENT'S address in the box provided during checkout!)
*Real scorpion lollipops are available
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12
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Right To Your Doorstep!
* MAKES A GREAT GIFT!!!!! *
...In plain brown packaging, so your mailman won't know what kind
of person you really are. Buy now and get the NEXT twelve editions
of WINK Magazine for the low, low price of $2.00 per issue!
ONE YEAR GIFT SUBSCRIPTIONS include a courtesy copy of our current
issue mailed to YOUR door so you can wrap it up for that special someone
to open on the holiday-eve of your choice! (Please
be sure to give us the RECIPIENT'S address in the box provided during
checkout!)
WINK Cupcakes not included due to strict
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THE
WHOLE SHEBANG!
Mailed Right To Your Doorstep!
...In plain brown packaging, so your mailman won't know what kind
of person you really are. Buy now and get the NEXT twelve editions
of WINK Magazine, PLUS each current back issue for the low, low price
of $1.75 per issue!
For THE WHOLE SHEBANG GIFT SUBSCRIPTIONS, we will mail all back issues,
including the current edition, to YOUR DOOR so you can wrap it up
for that special someone to open on the holiday-eve of your choice!
(Please be sure to give us the RECIPIENT'S
address in the box provided during checkout!)
PVC WINK Tote currently not available.
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