| |
Three Bad-Ass-Chick Flicks You Probably
Haven't Seen
But Should |
| And lucky for you, They're all streaming
on Netflix Right now |
| By Jane Horvath |
|

|
DANGEROUS
BEAUTY
(1998, Marshall Herskovitz)
"When we too are armed and trained,
we can convince men that we have hands, feet, and a heart like yours;
and although we may be delicate and soft, some men who are delicate
are also strong; and others, coarse and harsh, are cowards. Women
have not yet realized this, for if they should decide to do so, |
they
would be able to fight you until death; and to prove that I speak
the truth, amongst so many women, I will be the first to act, setting
an example for them to follow." —Veronica Franco
These words were written by 16th century poet and philanthropist
Veronica Franco. Armed with a rapier wit and irresistible charm,
she was also a cortigiana onesta, or 'honest,' upper-class courtesan,
who beguiled the most powerful men in Venice. Word is she even had
a fling with Henry III, who traveled all the way to Italy just to
see her (she was that good). Dangerous Beauty is the true story
of the her life during the plague, and later the Inquisition.
Early on, Veronica learned there were only two paths for women in
renaissance Venetian society. With her meager dowry, she could either
marry a poor man and submit to a life of obedience and modesty,
or become a courtesan and receive a proper education, affluence
and independence. Franco chose the latter, probably because married
women had to wear horrid black high-neck dresses year-round and
were not allowed to learn how to read.
Dangerous Beauty stars Catherine McCormack (Braveheart,
28 Weeks Later) as Franco, and Oliver Platt (2012,
Year One) as her nemesis, Maffio Venier. Some of this film's
best scenes show Franco and Venier in heated poetic arguments, not
unlike a modern-day rap battles, with Franco repeatedly one-upping
her competitor with her linguistic gymnastics. Later, when the Inquisition
leads to Veronica's arrest for suspicion of witchcraft, she gives
a masterful courtroom performance that even Erin Brokovich would
find inspiring (with just as much cleavage).
Badass moment: During a battle of words, Veronica unabashedly declares,
“I confess I *fuck* divinely those who love... and well opine
me.”
|
| |
... |

|
AGORA
(2009, Alejandro Amenábar)
Agora, is named for a marketplace in Roman Egypt, circa 400 AD, where
Hypatia of Alexandria taught and later suffered. Rachel Weisz (The
Mummy, The Constant Gardener) plays Hypatia as a feisty free-spirit
with a thirst for knowledge and abhorrence for intolerance.
Believed to have been the first female to make significant contributions
to the field of mathematics, Hypatia was also an astronomer and a
professor whose lectures were attended by male scholars from around
the world. She challenged views about a woman's place in society and
with her tenacity, angered many members of the growing Christian populace.
A woman of unrelenting conviction, Hypatia held fast to her beliefs
rooted in in Greek scientific rationalism and refused conversion to
Christianity.
Badass Moment: Frustrated with an amorous student, Hypatia interrupts
her own lecture to present him with her bloody lady rags (take that,
L7!). |
| |
... |

|
whale
rider
(2003, Niki Caro)
My third pick, Whale Rider, is a much more light-hearted film with
its share of laughs and 'aww' moments. Filmed entirely in New Zealand,
this feel-good film stars the uber-talented Keisha Castle-Hughes as
Paikea, the last descendent of a great Maori chief.
Problem is, the tribe needs a new leader, and tradition dictates it
must be a male. Paikea is not dissuaded, and to the dismay of her
grandfather, Koro, the reigning elder, she insists on participating
in the trials along with all the young boys in the village. This girl
is unstoppable and even after several reprimands from Koro, Paikea
continues to compete with the boys for the tribe's highest honor.
Badass Moment: Paikea rides a friggin' whale. |
| ... |
|
|